Bethany Carty

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Brilliant - let’s challenge every anti abortionist this way https://t.co/l4Hxs09lkv

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Anyone else notice your clothes only get caught on door handles when you are already angry or annoyed???

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

We're sweating in a heat wave while worrying about how we're going to keep warm this winter and I feel like we're in an Alanis Morissette song.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When our daughter was little she'd try to get my husband's attention by calling him by his first name. It often came out as fatprick instead of Patrick. I rarely corrected her.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

The entire scientific world: The Earth is getting dangerously hotter and threatens our very existence

Dave936 on Twitter: I was 9 in 1976 and I remember it being hot. There’s nothing to worry about, have an ice cream

[Joi Childs @jumpedforjoi]

Parents: “don’t act up”

A little kid:

[Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes]

Bravo, Miriam 👏🏼 YES. Spread the word.

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

‘They weren’t booing, they were saying Boo-ris’

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I think I just need one or two more cabinet ministers to tell me it's time to move on. 15 isn't enough, but I think 17 would probably do it.

[Matthew Tovey 🏳️‍🌈 @MatthewTovey2]

I often get asked why i don't use the official Gov site to create petitions. @Jacob_Rees_Mogg said "Petitions started on other websites are not considered for debate". The UK gov protect their own and don't want to hear from the public they represent 👇👇
https://t.co/sc0KCD1K76

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

PM now calling Rwanda one of safest countries on earth. He’s now taking the piss

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Boris Johnson literally had to read from a script while issuing his apology for breaking his own law.

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

Im still amazed how fast Corona disappeared from Mainstream news. 🤯🤯🤯

[boohoo @boohoo]

Rest in peace to Lynda Baron, a national treasure and childhood icon to millions 🕊💔 We will love Auntie Mabel and Pippin always

[Gavin Barwell @GavinBarwell]

What the Prime Minister needed to do today was to show contrition. No attacks on his opponents. No more lame excuses. No more failure to answer simple questions. Instead what we got was an exhibition of every single trait that got him into this mess. He's not going to change

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

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