Bethany

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[ramz @ramzreboot]

he may be the former prime minister but at the end of the day his name is still Justin

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[starri ⁷⁴ ⁶⁷ || inactive june 12-22! @hotdogs4geno]

finally figured out who he reminds me of

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[frank langdon's lacanian psychoanalyst @ferniealism]

langdon saying that "sometimes we put in a couple extra hours if theres still work to be done" and joy being like "what does that have to do with me" boundary setting queen

[Zack Peter @zackpeter]

Jordan filing for his restraining order against Jessi

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“The Pitt but set in a firehouse, The Pitt but set in a law firm, The Pitt but set in an airport” No no NO. The Pitt but it’s opening day of a community theater production of CATS

[Vivian @suchnerve]

(threateningly) i am going to make a spreadsheet

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

When I say Bed Bath and Beyond just know I’m talking about Bath and Body Works.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

a Corgi outperforming the American president in leadership is just so very 2026

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sometimes I want to be skinnier but then I remember that body types are kind of like dog breeds and if im a corgi who wants to lose weight to look like an italian greyhound that won’t make me look like an italian greyhound it’ll just make me look like a sick ugly corgi so nvm

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

Release the Taylor Frankie Paul Bachelorette files

[elle @itisthegirl]

being asked about taylor frankie paul by my friends and family who don’t watch secret lives of mormon wives

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[WOR$T BRIDE IN AMERICA @theemisstoto]

idk if momtok will survive this