Beth Nicholson

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[Timothy @fwtimini]

Adulthood is wild. One day I'm transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I'm transferring it out to save myself.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Made it to Friday but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

[Grace @graceyldn]

My mum’s torn the muscle in her knee dancing at a silent disco on holiday and when she found out she turned to me in all seriousness and went, “I’m never going to dance again.” Alright calm down George Michael.

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while im not home

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Pls don’t come around me sighing & making mad noise cus I’m not asking what’s wrong

[owen @panopticowen]

thought i was doing amazing socially at party last night and then this girl asked me if i’m autistic

[DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts]

2 years ago today, Takeoff passed away 🕊

Long Live Takeoff 🚀

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notorious_]

Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

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[roxannat @NicLiamo]

Was looking up what cream to put on an insect bite but instead got this cream which I can only assume is for when Scooby Doo has piles

[Beth Nicholson @bethanynich]

Don't realise how lucky we are to have the NHS

[Yurchenko Fool @oshanada]

My insurance, which previously denied my chemotherapy, has denied my radiation that was due to start in 4 hours bc I do not appear to have the amount of cancer they want me to have in order to be approved.

[camila @mcamilaapx]

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

[P. @msalli_]

I don’t even look forward to payday anymore fr. Money already has plans before it even touches my account