Bethany Breathalyzer

i am !!!!NOT!!!! vp of standards.

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

someone is currently larping your interests to befriend the same ppl you’re friends with btw 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im so irritated

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[willa @poIarseltzer]

USING HINGE IS SEX WORK

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

@bouselover worst part about it all is that hes ghosting me

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

walk of shame but its worse because its an acting major

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

walk of shame at 8:30, date at 10:30

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

so im back to fucking my freshman chuzz

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

big little date and we ended up talking about taking shrooms, acid, and ayahuasca together.

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

behavioral health unit ...

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Ending up in therapy because you loved someone is crazy

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

how it feels waiting to get into the mini personal booths in the library and someones in there

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

@mrkirkferentz bello

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

you can take the girl out of the rural small town but you cant take the rural small town out of the girl

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

please god i see what you do for others

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

ive recently become celibate im feeling like this

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

there was a time in my life where i geniunely wanted to shift to downtown abbey and sometimes i really think about that.

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

its 420, a monday, and for some reason im drunk off my ass in wrigleyville

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

@bouselover This is how I feel talking about my personal life at every chapter event

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

im my sorority's official pill pusher

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

unfortunately this would work on me

[Bethany Breathalyzer @bethanypc25]

this is why uchicago should be bombed

[pseudo wook @souporsonic_]

you'll fuck twice in one night have nice pillow talk and talk about doing it again and then it's crickets like genuinely how am i supposed to not go insane