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[kylee @bethanysviolin]

Not now honey a new unreleased harry styles song just dropped

[۟ @ctrldove]

y’all don’t understand how sick it is to me that they actually stole everything from him. he was 15.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“i can’t tell if it’s gunshots or fireworks”

[liv @hesthehabit]

corbin needs to hit legs LMAOOO

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

her kid has no chance at a normal life…🤦‍♂️

[dre 🍭 MACARON HATER @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[ky @NotKweenKay]

Bishop sending Alamo out with a empty gun

[The King of Burbank @kingofburbank2]

Me finding out from Twitter that Rue died

[Виктор Блъсков 🇧🇬 🇪🇺 @ViktorBlaskov]

@Freyy_is It's so weird that I've written like AI my whole life and now I have to adapt to writing differently so people don't think I'm AI

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

Life when the threat of Phoebe Bridgers being in your area is no longer there

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being half naked is so much sexier than being fully naked

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

“If all your friends jump off a cliff would you do it too” if they did it without me I’d actually be really upset, like how did you plan this? Is there a group chat without me? I could have brought snack for the experience or something idk

[miia @miiagarro]

when life gives you lemons

squeeze them in a man’s eye

[Chloe @chloidc]

Concerts should include a digital recording of the performance with every ticket purchase and ban phone recordings.

[julia @juumelo_]

cigs that don’t count:

- drunk cig
- cig in italy
- cig with the love of your life

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Typed “my chud life” and it autocorrected to “my chic life”

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

Deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[lace @scenehe4rt]

sober people LOVE to say how annoying a conversation with a drunk person is But like…. holy fuck have you ever tried talking to sober ppl when you’re drunk??

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

I wish people offered me weed as much as my middle school health classes said they would.

[𝑛. 𖤐🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

so who’s gonna sue apple for the silent alarms thing? i’ve almost lost my job several times now