Bethany Wilson

i am the funniest person i know.

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

early results are in!

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

i’m pretty good with money unless i walk into target, costco, trader joe’s, tj maxx, a mall, or a bookstore

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

[at a low point and on the verge of a meltdown] i should make a to-do list

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

The color green is just so perfect. So tranquil so gorgeous so sexy so cool. I love you, color green.

[tara || @tarahaggerton]

happy flatland calvary tour announcement day to all who observe

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

cramming a bands discography before a concert like its an exam

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

(most disappointed I’ve ever been in my life) no worries!

[Jenni @hashjenni]

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

[Bethany Wilson @bethanywlsn]

how about everyone just writes in @zachlanebryan for president #zachbryan2024

[Bethany Wilson @bethanywlsn]

tiktok will make you fall in love with a song, wait for it to be released, just for the actual song to be so astronomically mediocre

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[charlie @chunkbardey]

whenever i feel sad i’m like omgggg just like all those people singing those songs

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

webmd wrapped. how many times did my tummy hurt this year

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i want to wake up to mountain views and the smell of coffee

[clintoris @clintoris]

Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sort of crazy that what will motivate me to go vote today is the same thing that motivated me to do anything when I was 3 (sticker)