Bethany

just pretending people read my tweets

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

@maggiem77767089 @AngelWaterton90 @AOC God is a non-binary being lol

[HingleMcCringleberry @CWaley]

Little clip of the earthquake in #Buffalo

[Mena Mirhom, MD, FAPA @DrMirhom]

Damar Hamlin showing love to his family on the sideline. This is the clip we should share, not the incident.

We also should be cautious about the level of detail we use to describe it.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

My family needs your help covering the numerous expenses ahead. If anyone is able to give or share, please do.

https://t.co/DRHLF8d0cQ #GoFundMe #Montana #glacierpark

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

‼️ We have enough -ley names ‼️
(@ millennials)

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

Does anyone actually know how to spell bougie?

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

This game was ruined by a coin flip. Please change this @NFL.
-Sincerely, Everyone.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

@Jason_Tartick Playoff game decided by a coin toss. The rules need to change 😒

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

NFL overtime rules are bullshit.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

@AaronSonofDavid @lecrae Where was race ever mentioned? And no that wouldn’t make anyone happy.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

Living with other people is knowing who washed the dishes based on the cleanliness

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

I just want Verdansk back

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

The irony of the Rittenhouse verdict man. It shouldn’t surprise me anymore.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

There’s nothing more frustrating than not being able to find something that you KNOW you put away.

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

I love offending purebred dog owners by asking if their dog is a mix

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

Me “I haven’t put air in my tires in so long”

Ben “yeah same. That’s how I measure my depression, how flat my tires are”

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

White boys who rocked a chin strap at one point have anger issues

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

I hate the men who don’t hate men

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

Me, a bisexual 🤝 feminine man

[Bethany @bethanyxjs]

Maybe learn about how vaccines work