Beth

I’m a skunk 🦨 (it’s a fart joke if you didn’t understand)

[Beth @bethblankness]

@Arbys is the only thing my dog with eat in her final days 😭 she has great taste

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Beth @bethblankness]

I wish they did Netflix wrapped so I could know how many hours of the office I’ve watched

[Beth @bethblankness]

My boyfriends beige flag is that he will say oh no worries when there are in fact many worries

[Beth @bethblankness]

@CourtneyHudder Should I start offering this service?

[Beth @bethblankness]

Do you ever just want to throw a fart at someone?

[Beth @bethblankness]

@jaewall White people traditions.

[Beth @bethblankness]

@SadButSassyyy Egg in pot. Add water to cover egg. Once water starts to boil, removed from heat. Put lid on, let sit for 12 minutes. Then ice bath. Hard boiled egg

[Beth @bethblankness]

Do they have giant hamster balls for cats?

[Beth @bethblankness]

I wish @McDonaldsCanada would bring back cinnamon melts and chocolate melts

[Beth @bethblankness]

Forever in my heart. My first love my greatest sorrow.

[Beth @bethblankness]

I haven’t been checking up on Aaron Carter like I should be... boy tattooed his face.

[Beth @bethblankness]

Do you feel powerful in your little tight suits now Stevie? I’m sure daddy Dougie is proud.

[CBC Toronto @CBCToronto]

BREAKING: Ontario has now passed legislation making it illegal for 55,000 education workers represented by the Canadian Union of Public Employees to strike and imposing a contract on them. https://t.co/GzQcEyP4av

[London Police Service ON @lpsmediaoffice]

PLS RT #WANTED LONDON, ON (October 28, 2022) – A 47-year-old man has been charged with manslaughter following a 17-month investigation into the March 7, 2021, death of a young child. Read more here: https://t.co/hFbqMqmuL5 #ldnont

[Beth @bethblankness]

@ArmandHammer make the toothpaste normal again the improved taste is trash.

[Beth @bethblankness]

@Surge105 It’s the office for me. Netflix baby

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

Home Alone was released in Australia as Horm Alorn

[Beth @bethblankness]

Convinced my cat likes my boyfriend more because I am the one who had to give her a bath and take her to get needles 😭

[Beth @bethblankness]

@chrissyteigen Coven

[Beth @bethblankness]

I’m sorry slight? Bro… I went from every three months to every 3 weeks. You ruined my life.

[Beth @bethblankness]

The best part about my boyfriend finding a kitten he never wanted is him turning full cat dad.