elizabitch

she/her. dumb bitch. greasy line cook. 😶‍🌫️👽👄

[elizabitch @bethbomb_dotcom]

By far one of my favorite videos of all time

[elizabitch @bethbomb_dotcom]

too real lmfaoooo

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in ur eyes is gone

[liam cunningham @liamcunningham1]

The tide has turned folks. You don’t have the luxury of silence anymore.
Silence is complicity.

[Nina ☽☾ @vespertinevoid]

Flag for bisexuals who love tiramisu :3

[frick @gofrickurself]

I poop what you poop in 10 years in 2 days

[aquila 🫀 @belllmonts]

the entire timeline right now

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

alexa. sweet transvestite. loud enough to kill

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

this is the worst week ever to be a gay theatre kid

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

pour one out for Dolly

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

In 1988 Dolly Parton pulled every 7th and 8th grader in Sevier County into a room and told them to pick a buddy.

She made them sign a contract.. if BOTH graduate, she hands you both $500. One fails, nobody gets paid.

The county dropout rate went from 35% to 6%.

She handed out the checks herself.

In 1989 she offered $500 to every kid in the county who wanted to go to the local college.

When Gatlinburg burned in 2016, she sent 900 families $1,000 a month for six months.

You've probably heard that part.

Here's the part you haven't:

The fund raised more than expected, so she showed up in May and handed every one of those families another $5,000 on top.

Then she quietly put $3 million into the recovery group that handles the years after the news trucks leave.

She built her county an entire hospital.

She played a benefit concert in 2007, Dollywood and the Stampede matched it, and LeConte Medical Center opened in 2010 with a birthing unit and a women's center in it.

In 2022 she started covering 100% of tuition, books, and fees for Dollywood employees.

Full-time, part-time, AND seasonal.

In 1991 she paid for a bald eagle sanctuary because the birds couldn't be released back into the wild, no press release.

And when Hurricane Helene came through here in Western North Carolina, she wrote a personal check for $1 million and her companies matched it.

She didn't owe North Carolina anything, but she helped us anyway.

She started the Imagination Library because her daddy couldn't read or write. Before he passed, he told her it was the most important thing she ever did.

Rest in Peace, Dolly 🇺🇸

[Sybil ੯‧̀͡⬮ @midtowncowboys]

This is the only way to express how I feel rn

[Big Nate Season 2 🎃 @ndogid]

Working retail or driving a car really does open your eyes to the fact that most people are sub-sentient biosludge

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

onion supremacy

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine if we finally got a song of the summer and it’s Rock Lobster by the b-52s

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Btw, people have survived centuries without data centers but have never survived without clean water.

[[archer] @archer_uwu]

i feel so sorry for people who grew up in anti-spongebob households. all he knows is love and care for his friends and family, he is a beautiful creature with a kind heart

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i may be severely depressed but at least i have this (holds up kinda fucked up looking cat who adds a lot of stress to my life)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside