Beth Daane

Momma to three and wife to one. Life is good.

[Murr @jamessmurray]

Just finished autographing the 5,000th copy of our new middle-grade book AREA 51 INTERNS: ZONED OUT! This is the awesome sequel to our first book in the series. To get an autographed copy (along with a collectible poster), visit https://t.co/vWeQfUVeMq right now! @penguinkids

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

First strike- “You’re in the winning section 113!” then our rows don’t get the prize. Second strike- buy a $15 sprite that I find out is out of syrup when getting back to the seat in the sun. One more strike and you’re out #nationals. #crankykids #washingtonnationals

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@McDonalds Mouth watering delicious Big Macs. Confident they’re a sign of Winter relief.
Determined to finish with fries.

[PS @POPSUGAR]

From Super Soaker fights to Flintstones Push-Up Pops, let's rewind to summer in the '90s! 😎 https://t.co/164hvmJZiu

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@Dr_DSHammonds @dr_acartwright @draventharris @DrLoniLove Thank you for this podcast. It was a sad but excellent podcast. THANK YOU for using your voices to share this message!

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

This breaks my heart. "I just want you to get to know me better... before you call the cops."

[Femi Koleoso @FemiOnDrums]

“Racism isn’t getting worse, it’s getting filmed” - Will Smith

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

About a month ago reagan.daane and noa.m37 started a business. They have launched one shirt and sales on it end tomorrow. Proceeds from the shirt sales will be donated to @motemarinelab to help ocean animals. Link… https://t.co/onzf0UHZgF

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

The Love No Ego Foundation is fundraising for Youth Mentoring and Health Response to COVID-19: https://t.co/srHaYAX1h9

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@joshgad My Moms Kid had a birthday a couple days ago. #thiskid!!! #42

[Anna Harrison @ABananaRambling]

Newest airport codes for our current travels.
LVG - living room
DNR - dining room
BTH - Bathroom
BKY - back yard
PAT- patio
MBR - master bed room
OFC - office
WNC - wine celler

What other places are in your current plans?

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@joshgad please of please help me find a story. (Archived?) Its my birthday and I won’t make it until 7 with this 5 year old! 😬

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@LearNonsense Happy happy birthday Rosie! These are our foster puppies from the @CASPCA, our Great Dane and our kitty. My youngest son just turned 5 and we cancelled his party for the same reasons yours are so he wanted you to have lots of pictures to make you happy.

[Firas Maksad @FirasMaksad]

No more gym. Just this every morning

#QuarantineLife #coronapocolypse #coronavirus

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@ErnieGhaha My dtr told me you were awesome! Keep empowering these kids!

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

Ok. Ok. I know at first glance this post looks odd for my normal feed. And that strip of wood table on the side is really bothering you. Me too. Here’s the deal. My girl decided once… https://t.co/ykMvMYZz0D

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

It’s super slippery outside #cville #snow!!!

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

Friends!!! Please come see me at my new digs! Dovetail is such an amazing company and I am so excited to have you stop by to check us out. https://t.co/faEUEgPC9q

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

@marymcintyre #marymac of course!

[Beth Daane @bethdaane]

Help David fight Brain Cancer https://t.co/EjzzAugcgG