Currently wondering if Sunday’s makeup can pass as Monday’s makeup because I thought I was finished and found 5 more gifts. 🤔 Just wanna go to bed. #WraptheCrap2017
I’m thinking the cat hair that has made its way into approximately 94% of the tape pieces is just really pushing this year’s wrap game to the next level. #WraptheCrap2017
It was at the moment Santa brought in three full sacks of crap from Walmart that he realized he may have gone overboard on the one stocking he has to fill. #WraptheCrap2017
Since it’s 2 am on Christmas Morning, I’ve just now started to wrap presents, and I have to be up at 7..... might as well live tweet to no one and keep myself company #Millennial#WraptheCrap2017