Days of paid leave offered to new moms around the world:
๐ฎ๐ช: 182
๐ฎ๐น: 152
๐ฉ๐ฐ: 126
๐จ๐ฆ: 119
๐ฆ๐น: 112
๐ซ๐ท: 112
๐ช๐ธ: 112
๐ฉ๐ช: 98
๐ฏ๐ต: 98
๐ฎ๐ธ: 91
๐ธ๐ช: 90
๐ฒ๐ฝ: 84
๐บ๐ธ: 0
It's time we end that international embarrassment and finally guarantee paid family and medical leave in this country.
Not to brag, but my baby knows the jingle @KSHB41 news plays right before the weather segment begins. Cause we live that โWeather Aware Lifeโ in this houuzโก๏ธ
Here to say Iโm only just discovering #TheGreatPotteryThrowdown on HBOmax and Iโm obsessed ๐คฉ
(PSA: A great show to watch in the evening while nursing your babe if youโre wondering ๐)
โMom brainโ is wondering where on earth your Amazon package is, when it was supposed to arrive yesterday. Only to find itโs still sitting in your cart because you didnโt hit โpurchaseโ. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Sometimes Iโm just sitting here minding my own business and baby crushes my bladder. I think โEeek! What are you doing in there??โ I get myself mentally prepared to get up to pee. (It takes a minute.) Then, suddenly heโll shift and itโs like nothing ever happened ๐
A guy on my team fell asleep on a call today. Snoring loudly into his headset. We say โAre you asleep?โ& begin shouting his name.
No response.
When we start laughing he stirs. We ask him if he fell asleep & he denies it. Blames his allergies. We all know the truth. THE END๐๐