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#queenofderp

[ember loves bay ridge @embernic]

Just tried my annual olive. Sorry to report that the answer is still no. Please check back next year.

[Alexi @AlexiKCRL]

@GBPolitcs Trainline under investigation:

[wynter @ma1ito]

whatever they’re accusing Trainline of, they’re guilty

[grace @agneswickfields]

i love when an old horror movie is a tight hour and twenty… you know who you are you get in and get out. i respect you for that.

[Graeme Bandeira @GraemeBandeira]

In A&E after spilling camouflage paint all over meself. Still not been seen yet

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this

[mr gaping asshole @mrgapingasshole]

Watching Family Guy “ironically” and saying “Ok that one was pretty funny” every 2 minutes

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

It was a GI Jane joke

[neon peanut @Novaya_Tofana]

@ethereaIised People think because they're queer they get a pass on misogyny

[Sayori of 🤫🤫twt @oobesebunny]

How it feels to have someone insult you on something you're really sensitive about

[j♡ ̆̈ •. @reidrexia]

does anyone else live with a feeling like a clock is ticking down and you’re running out of time Constantly

[j @Punished_TBlair]

Too early for a beer

[MäoMäo @ui5esss]

Meu sonho é ter coragem de me matar

[s! @stepzinhaa]

a dinâmica entre eu e minha namorada

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Been to Miami pride and it wasn't as gay as this