Elizabeth White

Accidently funny since '91.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Since Trump’s almost out of office, I figured this would be a fun time to remind everyone of the weirdest & dumbest sh*t our failed dictator did in the last four years that we totally forgot about.

Starting with a classic:

STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

Happy 10/10/20s on your titties bitch

[Libby Moore @LibbbyMooore]

I really love listening to two old rich white perverts fumble over their words attempting to prove they aren’t racist 🙄 #Debates2020⁠ ⁠

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

@RisLun Middle school PTSD is a real thing

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Seeing ridiculous Fall fashion trends and thinking to myself, damn I hope I don’t wear that - but also knowing damn well I’m going to wear that.

[Stephen Nehrenz @StephenNehrenz]

Ahhhhhh yes. Cool fall temperatures this morning across Green Country. I love it! 🍂 #okwx @NewsOn6

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Went to the grocery store for milk. $142 later, can anyone guess the one item I forgot to buy?

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Judging by all the sand in my shower, there’s not any sand left at @PearlBeachTulsa Sorry, guys!

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

I just yelled at my microwave for interrupting me while singing the song I made up about the bean burrito it was warming up for me.

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

In case you were having a bad day @LibbbyMooore

[News On 6 @NewsOn6]

More Than 100 Missing Pets Reunited With Owners After Beirut Explosion https://t.co/xi87zK61hi

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

@BlakeLoepp Or when you drop something between your car seat and the center console. #trumphands would be a #gamechanger

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

@syddob 🙌🏻 some of these people, I swear, are just bored. Get a Netflix account. Quit wasting my time.

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Does anyone else get irrationally mad when someone schedules a meeting during The Price is Right? So inconsiderate.

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Today, I took my meeting notes on a pizza box.

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

Just curious, does @POTUS have to relinquish ownership of that twitter handle after the election? Does it roll over to the next POTUS automatically? #BidenHarris

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

@parallelparkman @LibbbyMooore 😂 you two are kindred spirits

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

I need a term for ‘forgetting the last thing I sent in a Snapchat conversation’. Snapnesia?

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

@Sillymegbunny @parksandrecnbc Treat yo self

[Elizabeth White @bethhhwhiteee]

“Unless you are Jesus Christ rising from the dead, no one should go FB Live” @michaelw_espn