beth illyse

Whoever is born in NY is ill-equipped to deal with any other city: all other cities seem, at best, a mistake, &, at worst, a fraud. - James Baldwin

[Alex @ajak1033]

The Spurs know how to TAKE the lead, they just don't know how to HOLD the lead. And that's really the most important part of the lead: the holding

[Maxwell Alejandro Frost @MaxwellFrostFL]

I said what I said

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

One hero who should be recognized here: Last night, I was told the work of Bills assistant athletic trainer Denny Kellington in administering CPR to Damar Hamlin on Monday was absolutely vital.

The speed and skill with which he and others reacted = A huge difference-maker.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

Like they would be if we had universal health care?

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

If the shots were given away for free because they’re life-saving, why isn’t insulin free? Chemotherapy? Epipens?

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

So @Google and @gmail why does the period in my name in my email address not matter anymore? I really don’t need to know what someone in North Carolina is buying from @Walgreens.

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

ME WATCHING ANY MARVEL MOVIE AFTER ENDGAME:
Wait, so society is expected to just carry on as if this insane collective trauma never happened? That’s ridiculous.

ME IN 2022:
Oh.

[𝐎𝐧𝐲𝐱.. 🫧 @romangiivenchy]

Laundry:

Washing - 30 mins
Drying - 60 mins
Putting away - 7-10 business days.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@HomecominFL Phew! I got worried we would miss it with our 1:15 reservations next month 😁

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@HomecominFL Did you recently change your weekend brunch hours?

[Gail Bennington @GailAaann]

Reading the outpouring of love for Fez has been incredible. He was my family and he was my friend. I’ve known him my whole life. We had incredible memories and lifetime of laughs. By the way… this picture is not on Halloween. Just a Thursday. Love you so much, Fezzy

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

Hey @Mattel is this a normal occurrence? My daughter called me upstairs to fix her @Barbie because it’s hair was falling off. 🤔

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@potterybarnteen An email has been sent. Thanks!

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@potterybarnteen Do you know when my order will ship? The delivery date has changed every two days for weeks now.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@lululemon please bring back the enlite bra in white. It’s the only one I can wear and it looks good under dark shirts. Thanks!

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@Lee_Health will you be getting any more doses of the vaccine? My mother’s appointment was canceled because you ran out.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

.@GovRonDeSantis thanks for refusing more shots to @Lee_Health now my 81 y/o mother’s vaccine appointment was canceled because they ran out. Good job. They were told they would get more if they used them. Nice work as always.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@peterbuschTV @NBC2 A few times I even got a message saying I won a rebate just for dialing that number 🤷🏻‍♀️

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

@NBC2 @peterbuschTV The Covid Vaccine registration phone line isn't working. It rings twice then a message says this isn't a working number.

[beth illyse @bethillyse]

. @Desjarrj @leesheriff @GovRonDeSantis