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I'm not a saint, but I'm not a sinner. Everything's cool as long as I'm getting thinner (apologies to Lily Allen)

profile pic pattern from @snarkystitchbitch

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@TVLine Comments being turned off of the post on the TVLine site is a choice

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@BostonSister @JohnMcEntee28 Hey - don't besmirch the name Applebee's

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@Acorn_Stairlift Not so much - I'm sure this will be deleted but your 24x7 support is incorrect per the CSR I spoke with an hour ago, and I have a stairlift that is broken for the second time since it was installed on 6/13/24.

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@Acorn_Stairlift Less than one week into having one of your stairlifts installed at my parents house and am ready to have it removed. It's broken for the second time and customer service can't tell me when a repair tech can come out to fix it.

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@LeviForOffice

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@LeviFetterman Rude

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@hopeeaton @AngryBlackLady Def. going to be doing that with Apple - once this season of The Morning Show ends it's bye-bye

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@AngryBlackLady Seriously. It's insane. And if this strike doesn't get resolved soon, I'm going to be cancelling a few. Looking at you Peacock - the lack of new content and your crappy interface make you #1 on the list.

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@RichardBlais I've always felt like the female Chandler Bing. What a loss. Grateful for the laughs @MatthewPerry gave us #RIPMathewPerry

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@AngryBlackLady *Miss Chanandler Bong Put some respect on the name :)

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@LeviFetterman I've been off of birdapp for a while (sorry/not sorry "x") Do you have new siblings?

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@justfara Also not heart healthy, but Cup Noodles or the like that only need hot water and instant oatmeal. I've tried to think of the unhoused that may only have access to amenities at convenience stores

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@justfara I've tried to buy the Velveeta Shells & Cheese or the like since milk & butter aren't needed, and shelf stable "meals" that just need to be heated up like Dinty Moore Beef Stew or the Hormel microwaveable meals. Bread makes me nervous because it can be easily squished.

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@ZaleskiLuke Your "english" teachers must be embarrased. Ever heard of punctuation?

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@dog_rates Can we get a 15/10 for Yoda - the Belgian Malinois who captured Danelo Cavalcante in PA? Yoda needs all the steaks!

https://t.co/4z8obDdm4D

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@this_is_mallory OMG @lifeaftermlm @bertalikewhoa Have you seen this?

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@Metallica @SoFiStadium @LeviFetterman Maybe Jawn will take you to see Metallica when they come through PA next.

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@dog_rates @Metallica @SoFiStadium Posts like this are why I haven't completely abandoned Twitter

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@LeviFetterman @taylorswift13 Hey bestie - do you have a hookup for tickets for your besties? I'll send cheese and chicken.

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@PAED_Outreach I am scheduled for jury duty - is there a list of what I am permitted to bring with me (i.e. computer, sewing project, etc) while I am waiting?