Beth Calder

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@aawesomeamelia If the code is still available I would love to have it for me and my friend who haven’t managed to get a single code

[Mike Hixenbaugh is mikehixenbaugh.com on BlueSky @Mike_Hixenbaugh]

Across the street from the NRA convention: “Am I next?”

[Tolly @tolly_t]

Graduates of today, don’t let your partners be in your official graduation pictures. x

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Tashy McTashface @TashP351]

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@OfficialPLT #NewYearWithPLT this money would go towards my fund to be able to pay for my masters next year as student loan doesn’t even cover my course😭🤞🏻

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@OfficialPLT #NewYearWithPLT 🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@boohoo #ClubBoohoo just a broke uni student lol🙌🏼

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@boohoo #ClubBoohoo

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@boohoo #BoohooBlackFriday 🎉🎉

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@carys2806 @madxbirch Don’t out me pls

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@Tesco why are there two slugs on my iceberg lettuce purchased from the Swansea Tesco Extra store?!

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@Tesco why are there two slugs on an iceberg lettuce purchased from the Swansea Tesco Extra?!

[Beth Calder @bethjcalder]

@georgiaruckk1 I’m just praying it’s not as bad as when I had corona😂 thank you! X

[Sesbian Lex @_hexbomb]

It's always "why was she out alone at 9:30pm, and never "why was he out on the street planning to murder someone?"

[💀ꋊꏂ꒦ꏂꋪ ꑄꋬꐟ ꒻ꏂꑄꑄ💀 @bassbarbie182]

Tips from an ICU nurse to treat (mild) COVID at home: a thread.

[Mitten d'Amour @MittenDAmour]

If you are suddenly facing Christmas alone, I have tips. I LOVE Christmas alone so get on board.

Food: What would you ideally like to eat if no-one could limit you or judge you? Nothing but pigs in blankets? Just cake? Pot Noodle? Get that! I’m having cheese and crackers.