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[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Someone please make Ronnie wear SPF I beg #loveislandallstars

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Experiencing the smoking shelter of Oceana Cardiff was a rite of passage. Never smoked in my life but the smoking shelter was THE place

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Rwanda is a Christian country!!!!!! Why are you attacking a mosque you absolute inbred incel losers

[Richard Gaisford @richardgaisford]

Sunrise in Southport. A scene of devastation surrounding the mosque on St Luke’s Road after an angry mob attacked police last night. Bricks, bottles, fireworks sit alongside bits of a burnt out police vehicle - metal melted in the heat. @GMB

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

We love to see it x

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I think this is called instant karma.

A truly beautiful moment.

Wait for it…

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Bloody disgraceful

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here is the touching tribute left for the people of Southport by the knuckle-dragging racist dickheads who visited last night.

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Oh now we’re giving criminally insane stalkers a platform gotcha👍🏼

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

*WORLD EXCLUSIVE*
The real-life Martha from Baby Reindeer breaks cover and gives me her first TV interview about the smash hit Netflix show.
Fiona Harvey wants to have her say & ‘set the record straight.’
Is she a psycho stalker?
Find out tomorrow on ⁦@PiersUncensored⁩

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

At dinner my husband said, “Can you give me the short version on why Kate Middleton is trending?”

No sir I cannot.

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

What a dick 😅

[Donald Trump’s Neck Vagina @torontobaddy]

“In some states, the law allows a baby to be born from its mother’s womb in the ninth month. This has to change.” - Donald Trump

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Didn’t take long for the press to turn this around onto Harry and Meghan 🙃

What next? ‘Meghan cruelly sticks the knife in by refusing to visit ailing father in law’?

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Prince Harry to travel to UK to see King 'in coming days' after cancer diagnosis

Read more 🔗 https://t.co/qlie4auYOV

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Love the gentle parenting thing but Christ alive, when you get mums posting on a GP page asking ‘is it ok to tell my baby ‘no’ when he tries to lick the plug socket?’ Fries my head 🤯

nah love, let him electrocute himself, it’s the gentle thing to do xo 🫠🫠🫠

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Tell me you don’t know what misogyny is without telling me

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Absolute bottom of the barrel dregs of society

[Josh Gafson @JoshGafson1]

Fighting has broken out as people shouting ‘England ‘till I die’ attempted to reach the Cenotaph 👇

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

@grapefruitzzz @4TheeLoveOfMani @messedupfoods With the amount of bizarre comments under this thread I can hardly tell the wood from the trees 😆

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

@grapefruitzzz @4TheeLoveOfMani @messedupfoods Broccoli? Green pepper? Green beans? 😅 green is the original colour of most fruit and veg before it’s ripe, perhaps the MOST natural colour for food🤣

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Joined the gym for the first time in about 10 years today so anyone who sees me in person please ask me how it’s going, so I’m guilted into actually going

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Aw what a softy, who wouldn’t want this loveable little thing as their fur baby xoxo

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

The only good thing the Tories have done in 12 years

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

It’s clear the American XL Bully dog is a danger to our communities.

I’ve ordered urgent work to define and ban this breed so we can end these violent attacks and keep people safe.

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Hopefully one day soon, (unpopular opinion but 🤷🏻‍♀️) dogs are banned from being off lead in public spaces, apart from designated and secure dog parks or fields. What kind of society is this when you can’t even safely take your littles for a walk in your own neighbourhood.

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Since lockdown, there are SOOOOO many badly behaved dogs off their leads in every public space.

But that’s what happens when loads of people buy dogs cuz they were bored during Covid with no ability or interest to train one.

[beth🌻 @bethlancasterxo]

Sick to DEATH of not being able to take my little kids to the park or for a walk around the lake because absolute imbeciles own dogs with zero recall, and don’t respect people’s right to go for a walk without a dog jumping up on them/a pram. I DONT CARE IF ‘hE’s FrIeNdLy’ ✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

[BLM @sail_outtt]

@ediemmill As someone with a lifelong phobia I relate so much! It’s never “ooh, I’m so sorry”
Always “he’s alright; he won’t hurt you” and 90% of the time it’s with an entitled attitude like it’s ok for their dog to be off the lead and jumping up on any and everything/one in sight

[edie @ediemmill]

my daughter is mortally terrified of nearly all dogs and one thing that it’s taught me is that most owners are far more bothered about persuading you their dog is safe to be around than actually ensuring it is