Benches of Bethlehem

Rating the many benches and other outdoor seatery found in or around the Bethlehem community. Dm for submissions.

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@Itskimmy6 let's keep the discourse to a minimum. The Board decides all ratings.

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The virgin Mike Rooney vs. the chad Eric Niehaus

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DO NOT ENTER. In the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ) between Delmar and Elsmere. Although one may suffer through low arm rests and questionably wide gaps, the bench offers a tasteful prelude to the Capital Region’s more cultured areas. Boards decision: 7.8/10.

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@Nik_Glock Hey there! Love your content! You should check out our page, and maybe we can get a collab going some time? : )

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Experimental outdoor seatery at the forefront of elm ave’s seminal park has garnered unprecedented reviews from the Board due to its uncanny resemblance to a tuskless male narwhal; its artistic merit more than makes up for its uncomfortable fin. 7.1/10

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@killer10ryan that's tough

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MISSING- Albany native James Henry Lenden III. Last seen at behind Swifty's dumpster rolling cigarettes and eating garbage

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The results are in! This year’s prom ticket will be designed by renaissance man Peter T. Ruggiero! Although some may be offput by the board’s decision, we would like to stress that Mr. Ruggiero is NOT associated with Boko Haram

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Grizzled combat veteran Patrick Pisanello under intense scrutiny after lashing out at students in PTSD-fueled rage. The disgraced musical education icon is reported to have made many unflattering remarks regarding the Jewish community of North Vietnam.

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In an emotional press conference, Matt Jonas confesses to burning down the middle school shed after 7 years of shame and repressed guilt

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Secret bench with some of the last remaining remnants of colonial Dutch settlement, a rare 10.0

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Weed is legal at Denny's

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Grimy, destitute bench @ Afrocentric Town Park, "Merciless lumbar support, evokes sorrowful memories of Sherman's March to the Sea." 3.5/10