bethany morris

“from the gravest of all valleys come the pastures we call grace, a mighty river flowing upwards from a deep but empty grave”

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

You're not supposed to drink water. It makes you pee. Listen to your body. It's trying desperately to get rid of it.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[WAFB @WAFB]

Nooooooo! 💔 https://t.co/BiB7qpiXsa

[milan @sorrowabounds]

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

actually yes

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Does anyone ever get a song stuck in their head but in like 3x speed. Uptown girl is ruining my life so fast right now

[LSU Women's Basketball @LSUwbkb]

Things you love to see: @emward2111 scoring buckets

📺 SECN

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

sorry i’m late i left late

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

“can you swim? i don’t think you can”
grant to me. just now.

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

@_aminashahid you make my days. i 💗 u and imy🥲

[Niki “No Longer Here” Tonsky @nikitonsky]

We’ve come full circle

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

For the sake of transparency

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I love how at the airport nothing is real

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

it’s the way that i could literally tell my bf that i could not breathe and all 4 of my limbs felt like they were about to fall off and his genuine response would be “you’re dehydrated”….. #no

[Quilliam @nyquills]

(i) Thanksgiving might affect these hours

[WAFB @WAFB]

We have CHILLS from Drew Brees leading the "Who Dat" chant.

[bethany morris @bethlmorr]

here’s to running away to the bathroom when the family starts political arguments 😆

[Footjob/Blowjob Combo @BWCforToes]

DONT EAT STEAK FROM DOLLAR TREE

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones. Get cozy ❤️