Beth

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@giffgaff became my 2nd best friend after I ran out of data and they gave me a 1GB free... twice. It sucks when you’re internet’s down but you made it better ❤️✨

[Healthcare please @Surrealyo]

@Fenbeast @MinersLoveGames @luvsdsny @_AlexHirsch I’ve had this theory that time travellers end up writing for Hollywood cause no one would believe them

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

Hey @OceanEarthUoS 👋 I’m a teacher near Romsey looking for someone for my class to write to about rocks! Do you have anyone who could help?

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@AmazonUK you delivered my wedding list mug before I’d even met my husband! 😯🤔 How did you know? #whereismymug #mugsofthepast #ghostofChristmasmug

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@MrEdByrne Or Johnny English’s wife #spoileralert

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@MrEdByrne You don’t need Mr Bond when you have: Joy Full English.

[Ed Byrne @MrEdByrne]

Sounds like a job for Cathal Minicheddars

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

It literally took 15 mins to get an out of hours appointment at the vets but getting an out of hours dentist appointment is like pulling teeth. 👄🤐🙄

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“We should meet for drinks soon”
“That would be great!”

And they never saw each other again

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@amandabrewerton Whoops it’s actually 3,181,000,000 😂 I have an app ;) here’s how many seconds too!

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

3,141,000,000 hours until I get married 😍

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@frances_quinn @IckleCacti

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

Tried to enthusiastically put books in a tray today, ended up in first aid with an ice pack on my face all lunch 🤣 #greatstartback

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@mylesdrake Rock cakes yes! Other two nooo

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

@mylesdrake 2 and 5 are correct ;) not far off with cake pops

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

Let’s play... guess the food!
1: 🦆🌕🍶
2: 🍞🍃🧀🐮🍞
3: ☄️💫
4: 🎸🎤🎧🍰
5:🍪 😓🍦

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

I wanna sleep but I’m thinking about food

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

I didn’t lie about the it, I just answered the question in a clever way. And we all know what clever ways are rewarded with? Cookie Dough🍦

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

There were two tubs of cookie dough. The question ‘Did you finish the ice cream?’ was raised. ‘I finished the tub’ I responded #secretstash

[Beth @BethLovesTea93]

I mean, it was that or let the sneeze fall back down on my face
#weveallbeenthere #bedsneeze #ugh