#discjockeybeth

radio presenter/-/lifelong whovian/-/crazy cat-lady

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You know you're set when your job involves getting boys' numbers

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http://t.co/c83nlTkY4b ... listen in now! :D

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Never been on a VIP guest list before ;)

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So excited for the Comedy Club tonight :D

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@TheOnePride no you're not. Smile.

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oh my god you are so perf <3

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I'm a nice person. Unless you cross me.

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Cannot wait to be at uni and meet guys with a maturity level over the age of four.

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I don't really care. I've got someone new anyway. :-)

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I don't get why people need to hurt tonnes of other people just because they've been hurt themselves?

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#thisshitgoingtobefiftyshadesofcray

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@mynameiskatieyh holy shit Katie, *their

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If I do get this job, my first month's wages will be spent entirely on Sally Hansen products.

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@TheOnePride ok I'm safe, 'cause you're the girliest girl I know

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Why do people cry on Great British Bake Off?

IT'S AN EGG CUSTARD FFS

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My hair owes its life to hair masks. Thank you Boots. <3

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Kidding I hate hate hate that song.

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I DON'T CARE I LUV IT

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@TheOnePride I wanted to be both... is that normal for a girl? :s

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If you're quoting the Qur'an and you're tweeting about Al Qaeda, please don't be shocked when I unfollow you