bethph

i like to move it move it

[bethph @BethP_H]

@Ianjdonaldson_ That would be amazing, thank you so much! I will DM you.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@Ianjdonaldson_ Hello Ian, this is a bit random but I was a big fan of H2O in the 80s and you once wrote me a letter. I was wondering what happened to the song ‘A young man’s world’.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@secondmentions ‘the calorific franchise’

https://t.co/YLUvOVaKul

[bethph @BethP_H]

@Sandford_Police Now got the Proclaimers song going through my head.

[bethph @BethP_H]

Is halloumi a woke filling? Asking for a friend.

[LBC @LBC]

James O'Brien can't believe what's being classed as 'woke' now.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Hard at work for the people of Clacton again, @Nigel_Farage ?

[bethph @BethP_H]

#tinyhands

[bethph @BethP_H]

James Blunt wins the internet again.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

In fairness, they were literally asking for it…
@hmvtweets

[bethph @BethP_H]

Honestly, what kind of psychopath calls a cat Tagus?

[bethph @BethP_H]

Sirius, Polly and Tagus. Is their kid going to be called Euphemia

[bethph @BethP_H]

@dieworkwear I thought the point of a Barbour was that you could fit a dead pheasant inside it.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

It's a national embarrassment that the sub-postmaster scandal only really 'broke' after an ITV mini series. It's been in the papers for a decade, and with a few notable exceptions, was largely ignored in parliament until it then.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@fesshole Yep. I do this too.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@meandmybigmouth Was she called Rachel?

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Offices are dealing with a man who has been stealing from cars in a multi story carpark

Which is just wrong on so many levels

[bethph @BethP_H]

‘But there are no signs!’
‘How many signs do you need to tell you not to have a fire on dry grass?’
🤦🏼‍♀️

[Epping Forest @CoLEppingForest]

Reiterating this important message from @LondonFire.

Help us to keep #EppingForest free from wildfires.
🌳No barbecues or fires.
🌳Do not discard lit cigarettes.
🌳Take your litter home.

If you see fire 🔥 dial 999 for emergency response & then report to 020 8532 1010.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@SoVeryBritish Don’t forget to put a mirror up but put the plug socket on the opposite side of the room.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@JonnElledge That’s a lovely article! I think the worst place I ate alone was New York. The waiters were bringing the bill with my main.

[bethph @BethP_H]

@brokenbottleboy A certain type of man is very triggered by Rayner.

[bethph @BethP_H]

Next level trolling from @LBC right there.