Beth

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[Beth @bethpetersen_]

How rude is it to ask your date for change for the carpark?

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

... and then you put another customer on supposed hold and transfer them to another worker and you ask the worker “has that worked?” But the customer is still on the other end and replies “no” 😁 I’m good at this x

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

When you’re telling your new manager about a customer that’s emailed in but pronounce it “cuntstamer”. Very very awkward tbh

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Just got my toes done and at the end he put my sandal back on for me and for a second I thought I was Cinderella 😭

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Not looking forward to how dead my hairs gonna be now it’s covered in bleach again 😭😭💔💔

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

When you come home from a good hours cardio sesh and your dads like “wow you’ve caught the sun, maybe factor 50 for you?” #ImNotBurntJustSweatyHun

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

I might have a degree but I still have to ask my mum to open tins of tuna for me

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

When the cleaner at work tells you she’ll miss you you know you’ve made an impact

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Dads just told me about a summer reunion/family party in Denmark in 2020 and apparently there’s space for my “boyfriend”... whoever he is can someone tell him he needs to book work off x

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Guess who picks their new whip up today

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

When your new job means you can go back to being blonder than ever and book in for a full head of highlights rather than carry on with your budget balayages 😻😻😻😻

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Actually sick of wearing black clothes in 475848 degree heat yet working for the “white” company. Makes sense

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Only 12 more days to go until I’m done with retail forever

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

@Charli_bblogger @MirrorTV 25K makeover still doesn’t make up for your shitty as hell personality hun

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

https://t.co/SyYOwIIYL3 yeah okay Hun, but I’ve just tried this on two SEPERATE bees and neither of them wanted it? Can’t be saved if you’re ungrateful #buzzoff

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

When you weren’t in his top four, but you invite him for a sleepover anyway

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

@Charli_bblogger IM SO PISSED OFF! Back the fuck off hun, you weren’t even in his top 4

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

Just had one of those “electricity” helicopters hover right by my bedroom window. Got more than he bargained for today

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

I’m so disappointed in Wes 💔

[Beth @bethpetersen_]

If Adam was my boyfriend I’d have to blindfold him 24/7. Is there anything he doesn’t fancy?