Bethany Prochnow

Flannels, freckles, and neature

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

Riddle me this: how do I buy a family size box of cheez it grooves and it’s literally all gone by the next day

[𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄 @anactualwalnut]

People with an $800 mortgage they secured years ago absolutely love to give their input on how people renting because they physically cannot afford a home in todays market should budget, and when they say “do you realize I’m paying almost $2k for 1 bedroom” they tell you you should’ve just bought a house. I’m sorry I was like 21 with $500 to my name and in college a few years ago, Bobert. But you’re right. It’s all my fault!

[Omar Zaragoza @crowbarzaragoza]

Girls day with Bethany and Katie

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

Life is more fun when you celebrate the little things. For example, tonight I had a beer because my credit score went up four points. I live a very exciting life.

[Ky Krebs @kykrebs]

Austin had the hottest Feb 6th since 1954 and the coldest Feb 14th since the 1970s within 8 days of each other, but whatever the earth is fine, keep on frackin or whatever

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

Guesstimating the amount of sauce that I need for dipping my food in is not one of my strong suits. It either drowns in a tidal wave of hidden valley deliciousness or I am attempting to scrape invisible ranch that simply does not exist anymore off of the plate. No happy medium.

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Sorry I’m late. I spent 20 minutes in the parking lot giving myself a pep talk to not be awkward

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

The worst part of adulting/not being in school anymore is that we don’t get snow days?? My mom teaches little gremlins and she gets to stay home and be cozy due to some precipitation (I’m jealous) but I have to trek thru the tundra outside just for capitalism hmmm it don’t add up

[Bes D. Marx🔻 @BesDMarx]

jeff bezos making $2,537 per second is accepted as normal, but if you want to give people $15 per hour everybody starts screaming

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

Ya ever avoid a task for SO long only to finally complete it and feel like the world’s biggest idiot? My car remote hasn’t worked for TWO YEARS and I just kept putting put it off but today I got it fixed in FIVE MINUTES for $6.32 like you’re telling me it was that easy all along?

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

i want more roadtrips this year. more time spent at the ocean. more trips hiking up mountains. more time falling in love with the earth, and laughing with people that make me feel at home.

[Cherry Amour @CH3RRYAMOURXOXO]

pinterest is so calming..it’s the media without the social i love it there

[American Nomad @coffee_n_mtns]

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

the new stimulus bill (explained)

[melia allan @MeliaBrynne]

Wisconsinites will be like MAGA¡!¡ white supremacy! This is OUR America!¡ but live in towns like Waupaca or Minocqua or Oconomowoc or Kaukauna or Wapun or Wauwatosa or Mequon or Wautoma or Menasha or Sheboygan or Muskego or Shawano or Waukesha or or Manitowoc Oshkosh or Wausau or

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

How could you not be absolutely obsessed with croutons? They’re literally just tiny pieces of delicious seasoned crunchy bite-size bread

[Bethany Prochnow @bethprochnow]

I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again: LONG NOODLES ARE THE WORST!!!!!! I don’t want to slurp worms into my mouth. There are SO MANY better and easier-to-eat, less messy noodle choices than spaghetti or angel hair!!!! Yes I feel STRONGLY about this pasta topic why do you ask!!!