Beth Rattley

I've pitched my tent in the land of hope

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

"Without me we wouldn't even be here" - @fredrattley #humblefred

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"How jokes is it that out of four children there are 3 sporty ones and one asthmatic that can't do sport" #kindwords #imthelatter

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"I think I'd make a quite a good northerner" - @katerattley

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Been in England for 5 mins, Dad: so what does a reaction on Facebook mean?

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@DespicableDoug so how do I block you on here?

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@DespicableDoug oi

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Travelled for 20 hours but somehow still in a Spanish speaking country, so close yet so far #HiMadrid #nearlyhome

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@DespicableDoug oi stop

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@jobagby thanks Jo! Flight one is over so only two more opportunities for things to go wrong!

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Turns out the 'wear all your clothes that you can't fit in your case' rule works a lot better when you're in Russia than in Bolivia. #help

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@TforTom24 genuine struggle, otherwise I'm left with coca tea

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

Down to my last 3 British tea bags, definitely time to come home soon

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

"A woman just hit me on the head at the bus stop, told me there was a fly in ma hair" - @katerattley best text to wake up to

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@katerattley EWWWWWW

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Flights booked, will be on English soil in two months time, eeeshk (unless I get stuck in a Bolivian airport for two days again, please no)

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Lovely lie in on a bank holiday Monday, ha forget that, I work for an American company

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

"I was going through your wardrobe to try and find a costume" - @katerattley #RUDE

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

@katerattley 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Beth Rattley @bethrattley]

If any kind person would like to pop over here with a full cooked breakfast, well, I would be very happy. #anyone? #anyoneatall?

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You know it's been a successful pancake day when you find batter on your eyebrow, right?