Beth Richter

If you cant say anything nice, make it funny

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i hate when you’re boiling an egg and it gets a crack in it and the egg’s ghost escapes. very scary and i don’t like it

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

Caption this:

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. certain areas of the floor can be tastier. than others. this has been a puplick surface announcement

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

“Me and the Zacs would definitely win in a National Office Trivia competition, I have no doubt.” -Hunter

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

@TheAnxiousBoy You meant to say Waffle House, right? All other suggestions are irrelevant

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

Poopy. I like poopy poopoo poopy poop. Peeped!!

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

I don't understand how Jess managed to get FOUR VIRUSES on her mac.

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

@TheAnxiousBoy treat her right, get her diet Sprite

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

After @TheAnxiousBoy tweets at you

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

Jessica tried the dog treats, "Not bad," she says.

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

"How long do you chew gum for? I just chew it till it dissolves." -Jess

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

"You don't look gross at all," love, Jess

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

@TheAnxiousBoy happy new year😚

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

Happy birthday Brando! Congrats on being 21, congrats on picking the prettiest dog in the world, you really nailed it this year. Cheers!

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

👻🎃🔮

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

"If god wanted us to be able to touch our toes, they would be on our knees." -Ryan

[Beth Richter @bethrichter6]

"Consider this me hanging up on you." *slams door* -darik

[Best TikToks @TheFunnyVines]

She constantly pretends to fall in public and it's too much 😂😂 https://t.co/L8r1xUipIj