Beth

I never feel better after being on Twitter

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@RonFilipkowski A little?!?!?

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@AoDespair Oh yeah.

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@StephenKing And now I’m singing Tom Lehrer…..

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@AoDespair Crabs in New Orleans? Just no. If they’re smart, they stay in their lane - crawfish and shrimp - where they shine.

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@AoDespair I am FINALLY reading The Killer Angels (at the beach) in honor and recognition of the battle’s 160th. I wanted to do it in real time, but crap - I’m still in the morning of July 1st. One shot fired so far. Wish me luck!

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@CollinRugg @charliekirk11 😂😂😂😂

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@pattonoswalt Best use ever of one of my favorite lyrics!

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@rowdygirl1851 @FetchRewards 🫴🏼

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@CollinRugg Considering the source, I doubt it happened

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@JoJoFromJerz Wait, people still believe what Tuck says? His own network told them they shouldn’t.

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@MdBergeron @RichardEngel @TuckerCarlson But Tucker Carlson is NEVER in favor of social programs that could benefit US citizens. That would be “socialism.”

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@JointGuy126 @krassenstein Donnie never spends “his own money,” Come on, you know that.

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@Abeaches1 @krassenstein 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 These tears??

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@JoJoFromJerz These replies seem like people’s (and my) answer to “What ten movies would you want on the proverbial desert island if you were shipwrecked.” That’s not a bad thing - the movies listed are the ones we’re all happy to watch again and again.

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@maxthegirl Hmmm… maybe Jeff Goldblum

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@alwayscurious66 @EricShapiro3 @ddiamond If you REALLY can’t figure out what he meant, please just sit down and be quiet.

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@addicted2lit @StephenKing Definitely in the running - although one scene stuck with me waaaaay too long for my liking.

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@lIPanties @DesertLife1970 @StephenKing So snarky! I realize the guy is an outlier on this post, but people (despite being “just” readers, not necessarily writers) are allowed to not like/not be a good fit with certain authors. Chill, mon

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@joncoopertweets What kind of “billionaire” repeatedly fleeces his followers for chump change (this also includes past exploits like trump u)?

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@FPWellman Rolling clothing when you travel actually prevents hard wrinkles.