bethsski

almost boy mom. dog mom to 7 rescues. interior designer. caffeine dependent.

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Life hack: if you hate making multiple trips from the car to the house with groceries use reusable grocery bags. They’re usually a lot bigger and more durable, holding more and thus requiring less trips! 😌 #thereisnoplanetB 🌎

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Never thought I would say it but I can’t wait to be cleared to workout again 😭😭😭

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Listening to your newborn cry at the pediatrician is a new form of torture Jesus Christ

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@Th3SpencerV GOODBYE

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Current postpartum reality. I’m also basically wearing a diaper and have stitches in my cooter. Don’t let anyone tell you women aren’t magical or badass. Thanks to my husband for capturing this moment.

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I made him. And pushed him out. How?

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Also not to be dramatic but my son is f*cking perfect and I’ve only slept an hour and a half in the last 36 but I want to stay awake so I can just LOOK AT HIM

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I had a baby yesterday not to be dramatic but wtf

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I’m glad epidurals exist but getting that ish placed…oof 🥴

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Last bump picture ✨ever✨

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I go into the hospital tomorrow and when I leave I will leave with a baby. 911.

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What was our obsession with floating candles in the early 2000s

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I’m having a baby in 2 days lol what

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I’m not ready to be a mom and let me tell you coming to that conclusion when you’re 9 months pregnant and being induced in 4 days is NOT THE MOVE

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@call_me_spooky_ I simply COULD NOT do this 😭

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@SnareChick1 Mood is a mood

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Willie Smellson did not sign up for helping me learn how to wear the moby wrap and has informed me he will not be doing it again

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@melarrrgh @KenzieKristians We had quarterly inspections and they always stressed me out

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I’ve slept maybe two hours I just wanna be cool man

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#NewProfilePic

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@aubernutter Where do I put in an application lmao