beth sutton.

the greatest thing you'll learn is to love and be loved in return /// DINOS DINOS DINOS ///

[The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockproofbeats]

Seven years since I got my favourite ever Rush Hour Crush published in the Metro.

[Chloe Hutton @chloehuttonv]

why was turning your pals computer off in school actually peak humour at the time

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

We need Celebrity Big Brother back. Now

[beth sutton. @bethsutton_]

am i 27 years old crying at tangled for the hundredth time this month? yes, yes i am

[Rosamund Urwin @RosamundUrwin]

Oh this is just perfect

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

Hate to say it but I think the new Wes Anderson was too Wes Anderson

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

No one:

Daniel Radcliffe in goblet of fire:

[beth sutton. @bethsutton_]

@brisket94 it’s fucking you

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

No one:

Daniel Radcliffe in goblet of fire:

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Just learned I don't have to be a parent to join parents' discussion groups on Facebook 👍

[jack rem @jackremmington]

The fact this isn’t a FakeShowbizNews article hahaha

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

[elise @elisegates96]

The longer it goes on the more I realise Caroline Flack made love island. Absolute queen. RIP #LoveIsland

[delia @delia_cai]

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

[Teslim @Babcidy]

@Tumi213 “It’s injustice! I tried to take Ember, Milky Way, Diane, Lumpy and all my other cats to get their shots and they said it’s not for animals. Can you believe that?!”

Interviewer: “What about your son?”

“What about my son?”

[🤟🏾 @Only_1AG]

@Tumi213 “Ryan said we couldn’t be together if I didn’t get the vaccine. He doesn’t want me putting him at risk. So I got it. He then tells me he didn’t get it and doesn’t want to put me at risk. Creed told me about a guy in Mexico who could get rid of it. Nothing can keep us apart.”

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

I am 32 years old and still deeply terrified that consuming anything from the hotel room minibar will bankrupt my entire family somehow