Beth Swiger

I tweet to make my husband laugh

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

7yo: Dad, we are out of decaf coffee beans, so unless you take me to Starbucks, I’ve basically started quitting coffee.

[Josh Howerton @howertonjosh]

If godly people do not step forward to influence the trajectory of the nation, godless people WILL (and are).

Why Christians *should* vote in the midterm elections this week 👇

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

Nahum 1:3 “The Lord will not leave the guilty unpunished. His way is in the whirlwind and the storm”

[Trump War Room @TrumpWarRoom]

"WHIRLWIND WEEK": Promises Made, Promises Kept

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

@lancewallnau Yesterday, 1/20/25 I opened my Bible (randomly) to the book of Nahum. Seems like a fitting word for the moment. I’d love for you to take a look!

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

#5 - Ten teens gave up their smartphones for a month, and something remarkable happened.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

This is brilliant. Very difficult to explain something like this thoroughly and succinctly in less than three minutes. Charlie absolutely nails it.

[Delano Squires @DelanoSquires]

It’s abundantly clear to me that the most powerful “privilege” in our society is not skin color, sex, or tax bracket. It’s growing up in a loving, low-conflict household with a married father & mother committed to one another & their children. We need to bang that drum 24/7/365.

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

This is why we can so emphatically warn our children from putting fluff in their brains. It will still be there 37 years later.

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

I have a lot of interesting information in my brain, but sometimes it chooses to access song lyric files from 1986. Today’s example: “Be My Girl” by New Kids on the Block.

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

@Brooke_Medina_ There’s clear distinction when discerning by the Spirit, but it’s interesting to think about external distinction. I agree with Lewis— they are two different things altogether

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

“Oh my gosh! I thought this was a Babylon Bee article, but it turns out it’s a real article” -things my husband says while reading the internet

@SkipSwiger 😂

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

My 7yo: “The best things— are in this order— Muppets, pizza, Mommy, Daddy, God”

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[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

I log into Twitter once every 3 months. That’s how this is supposed to work, right?

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

@SkipSwiger Thanks for being my #1 Fan

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

Why are we not talking about how SAD the sad face emojis are. It makes me want to buy them anything from the ice cream truck or from the grocery store checkout kiosks to make them smile again ☹️🙁😕😟😞😣😖😫😩 Phew. #toosad

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

@SkipSwiger

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

This morning I poured @ricekrispies all over my dining room so that it could “rain Rice Krispies” and I could make my 6 year old nephew laugh while we video chat. It was worth every bit of the clean up.

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

Just wondering if the divorce statistics are substantially higher if one person in the relationship is an #enneagram 8. Not that I ever have issues being married to my darling 8. Asking for a friend 😜

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

@Brooke_Medina_ These are gold. I like it, E!

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

*neighbors move out*
*my kids find unopened packages of Ramen in the box of things at the curb*

My 9 year old: I LOVE hunting for food!

[Beth Swiger @BethSwiger]

Now sharing on Medium! You can read my latest article “Connecting with your Teenage Daughter” by Beth Swiger
https://t.co/RckFBnY27N