Official Midwest Glossary:
“Ope” = excuse me I’m sorry
“You’re fine no worries” = I don’t want you to worry about me that would be an inconvenience to you
“Alright well ” = don’t know how else to leave but its time
Yeah no yeah = I’m sorry, but unfortunately the answer is yes
@billdower Honestly if you really don’t want humiliation or accusations or whatever, you shouldn’t have said anything and use the “that guy just looks like me” excuse. Neither of you are winning in this situation
@johnbcrist Once my mom and I were traveling, pit chick fil a on the gps, and it instead led us to the State Farm HQ. and we did not see Jake from State Farm. We were pretty bummed out.
It’s official: Illinois is the first state in the Midwest to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour over the next six years. We’re giving 1.4 million workers their first raise in nearly a decade.
Today the lady at the bank said to me, “Try to stay warm out there.” I smiled politely and replied, “I’ll try!” ...It’s 53 degrees Fahrenheit outside. I live in Mobile, AL. I feel like I need to apologize to the people in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Chicago.