Beth Van Norman

Beth is my name and adventure is my game.

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

Only Cats Dance. What my grandma thinks OCD stands for.

[Awkward Girl @AwkGrlPrblms]

Running from my problems is a form of exercise, right?

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

My whole family is on crack. #TriviaCrack #LateForChrismasEveService

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

My students brought me flowers, cookies, and chocolate. Being a teacher is better than having a boyfriend. #ExamWeek

[Jade Carey @Jade_serasera]

"It sounds like there's a lot of people there" "those are just our friends from netflix" #netflix #dontneedfriendswhenyougotit

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

Looks like the USA Olympians are going for the hipster look this year. #UglySweater #OpeningCeremony

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

My brother just said that he wishes the Olympics were the Hunger Games.... #no

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

@_Amyable_ you are going to have a BABY!!

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

Well Black Friday was a success! I slept in and didn't spend any money! #BlackFriday #win

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

If you ever meet the president, don't offer him the surprise gift of a firearm by whipping it out of your coat pocket. #guidetolife

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

"Mom has Dad, I have Chloe, and Beth you are alone." Encouraging words from my lovely brother. #singlegirlproblems

[Roommate Musings @backroomconvos]

It's officially No Shave November. Bring on the bearded men and potential husbands.

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

I feel like I can no longer sing Taylor Swift's song "22" with a clean conscience. #birthday #23yearold

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

I think I will marry Aaron Rogers. Yes that would be nice. #Packers #PackerNation

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

#Christianity, if false, is of no importance, & if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important-CSLewis

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

@Johnvannorman Thanks John. That makes me feel all good inside.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

What is the difference between seeing a donut and wanting to eat a donut?

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

My brother's idea of watching a football game is occasionally asking Siri what the score is. @Johnvannorman

[Beth Van Norman @BethVanNorman]

Well thanks Obama, because of your silly Medicare plan my father is currently out of work.