Roommate Musings

Liberty Girls who are a little funny and mostly cynical. Cheers.
Created by: @bmascara and @mckenzieconnell

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Also if anyone is wanting to take over the account tweet at either of the creators. Thanks, and to all a good night.

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Our time with this account is done. You're welcome to follow the creators @bmascara and @mckenzieconnell. It's been a fun ride folks.

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I have more photo editing apps than friends.

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It never fails that my Uncle questions where my boyfriend is. It should be noted the answer is nonexistent.

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Cumulative in class finals are part of the punishment for the fall of man.

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I hate birthdays. Why can't my friends drop everything and come and worship me for a day and buy me the Hope diamond.

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Oh heyyyyy fat jeans. What are you up to for the rest of the week? Cuz baby, I need you.

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I'm eating a nutritious lunch of pizza and shame.

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People canceling plans is the ultimate betrayal. I shaved for you. I put on pants for you. And this..this is how you treat me.

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Goodnight, I say as I repeatedly check all social media in random order until I fall asleep.

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Shout out to the group of RDs I see taking shots at The Neighbors Place. #trainingchampionsforcuervo

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"Drop the beat Carlos."
"Meow."

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I imagine hell to be sitting in a room with your parents while your entire google search history is read out loud.

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It's officially No Shave November. Bring on the bearded men and potential husbands.

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I didn't mean to fall in love with a married man, but I did. Elmer Towns, will you be my Prince Charming?

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Why would you spend $100 on a dress do you know how many cheesecakes that can buy?

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Liberty's internet is the responsible for all heartbreaks, famines and the oncoming World War III.

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A haiku for the boy talking on his cell phone in the library: No. No. No. No. No./Seriously stop that now./ I might murder you.

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Let's have a moment of silence for all the unfinished Pinterest projects.

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Currently taking applications for a Friends with Cuddle Benefits.