McKenzie

“forgetful of her origins, for some unknown reason is living in this world” Insta: @ mckenzers

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Sometimes you have to make a dark chocolate latte cookie with espresso powder and some malted milk chips. A little smoky Maldon salt to set it off.

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@kristen_tweets_ You know what? Yeah.

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Emptying the drafts. Riveting stuff.

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I like that these look like the tinfoil creature that fancy restaurants used to pack your leftovers in.

[𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍𝘾𝙀 GAZETTE🇺🇸🇺🇦 @FrancisWegner]

The lack of style costs extra but it’s so worth it to drive an eyesore like this.

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Love the idea of this dude just standing ten toes down to the idea of it. Just giggling to himself and trying not to laugh at his little joke because it would ruin the exposure.

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria posing as a mummy in Cairo, Egypt, 1894.

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Listen, Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado and Timbaland still goes. Unimpeachable beat.

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@feeltheheath I truly hate to be the bearer of bad news.

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@theoscman Today I learned something. About the flag….not your principles. I knew those.

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@caleb_towns @Snaves Maybe so, but you’re definitely “my friend(s)” in that haha

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@theoscman OH. That would do it…

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I have been impersonating Toad singing Doja Cat to Adam at every turn. I think it’s healing my inner child.

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I took Latin in high school, which explains a lot about how insufferable I am, and even I don’t think about the Roman Empire like that.

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Not that I need anything to fuel my superiority complex but those grocery haul pics?? Yeah…..you guys can’t be serious. Learn to cook a damn meal.

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Some of you should have more sex. MANY of you? Less. Absolutely you should have less.

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@Snaves That one was for me.

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@FranziaMom @V3Uhhh It’s a little hummingbird cup for the grease. Like waffle compartments—built to store flavor.

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Final entry. Only a truly sick person enjoys this site, and I have, above all else, always been sick.

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My memoir title is buried in here somewhere I can feel it.