Beth Walrus Treadway

librarian. yogi. mom. wife. texan. believer in the beautiful. banana lover.

[Beth Walrus Treadway @bethwalrus]

Leaf men!! @DurhamES

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The Treadway boys’ color wheel! I forgot to post! @DurhamESart @DurhamES #colorwheel #rainbowart #virtualschool #HISDatHome

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@DurhamES here’s our first day back to #virtualschool photo!! Tex feels fine about it but Duke...well, I bet most people understand his feelings completely. #DurhamSpiritWeek #LetsDoThisTogether

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@Chrisq28 @RealSirTomJones Me, currently

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Tom Jones is giving me that belly feeling from my junior high years. I can’t stop listening @RealSirTomJones

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I don't know how to tweet anymore... #ThursdayThoughts

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@Pontifex nn

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@Pontifex Mnnn nnnbbp##hb

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Wearing my postpartum girdle makes me want to murder someone! I have no idea how those ladies back in the day did this. #oldiebutgoodie #not

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You can tell I had pho for lunch from the tiny wet spots all over my shirt.

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Some times you have to crush a boxed apple juice to show how womanly you are...

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All I want for Christmas is... #furryllama http://t.co/4cfT1X6a9V

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First time I wasn't carded in the grocery store. You win 30.

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Justin Timberlake!!!! #jizzletizzle #2020tour #thetreadways @ Houston Toyota Center http://t.co/fiPKHxRurx

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Seventeen years later, I finally watch Good Will Hunting. #betterlatethannever

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Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! #textreadway #thanksgiving #littlecowboy http://t.co/PHZpp0YVVt

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Wednesdays are my favorite day because Tex and I go to the library and when we get home the house is *magically* clean. #MagicIsReal

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I'm obsessed with weather and sparkles. #soaverage

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No one likes a know-it-all. I have to tell this to myself often.

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Just in case you were wondering, I can vomit and drive at the same time, safely! #skillsinaction