Beth Moffett

There are two types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

I find it so difficult - nearly impossible - to describe to people just how weird I am. This is why I don't talk to strangers. #onceanawkwardhumanalwaysanawkwardhuman

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Just stumbling into an over 30s chat room today (which I’ve never done before).

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Walked out of the theatre after seeing THE Adam Pascal in Pretty Woman and immediately put One Song Glory on in the car. I know I wasn’t the only one. #AdamPascally

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

@relientK This Is Your Life

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Do you ever find yourself speaking with a business/service and go “oh no. I’m a Karen now” but realize that calling out an ACTUAL poor communication, service, whatever, is still allowed? Just nicely. #dontwanttobetheKaren

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Almost 10 years as an admin and people still boggle me with their choices. Why on earth would you call someone on the phone to ask 20 million questions while eating a salad??? Ew. #secretarylife

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Listen, there are some nice shackets out there but I’m just not cool enough to pull one off.

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What’s even the point of a Top Gun sequel without Meg Ryan??

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Do you ever have déjà vu?
I’m not sure but I can check with the kitchen.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

I love you @WestJet but how come for my not-even-full bereavement flights I still had to pay astounding prices? I mean, you would have had $0 from me if someone didn’t die and I’m sad so give me 50% off because there’s only 40 people on the plane anyway…?

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

@emilykmay Born and raised Lutheran. Never heard of it until missions class at a historically Reformed university.

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Why the hell is @joshgroban singing Evermore and not If I Can’t Love her. All I wanted was Josh singing the vastly superior song 😢#BeautyAndTheBeast30th

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

I just want a robe like Fran on The Nanny but stores don’t understand fashion.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Hey you guys, owning music is still a thing.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

I just want someone to take me wedding dress shopping. I want a turn sitting on the couch and judging the tulle and lace and beading and live.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Wherever you go, there you are.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

I recently returned from my first Covid-world vacation and it is disturbing how many people are still sneezing in their hands and then just carrying on.

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Currently listening to an audiobook where the author favours a certain phrase. Have I been wrong my whole life of the proper wording???

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

People of Calgary, you know you don’t own the street in front of your house…Right?? #yyc

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

@wackyjackie93 WHAT?!? Noooooooo

[Beth Moffett @bethymo13]

Thirty, flirty, and thriving.