Beth Morgan

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@i_write_good Oh, Twitter. Where the rubes act as pedants and the pedants look like rubes.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

I think most folks can explain their vibes using a @CrookedMedia WAD host duo. I'm forever a @jduffyrice + @TrevellAnderson. Gonna miss you two in my ears 🥹

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

I really took @samsanders ' 2023 intentions to heart this year and have been arriving to my flights nice and early. So much less stress! What a gift!

But right now I'm 4+ hours early for a red eye. I Sanders'd too hard, y'all.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@ToMakeItFall Fair. One of the only times I've ever been grounded was for throwing a Lego board at Pat's head.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

I have a new favorite show.

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Amber Ruffin to Topline NBC Comedy https://t.co/dyce82mkGk

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

My brother left Twitter so my Christmas gift to him is screenshotting and texting him the best of @ghweldon

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

Wisconsin here. THRILLED to maintain control of the senate. DEVASTATED to still be represented by someone as dumb as a rock. So, yes.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

help

[Dan Shafer @DanRShafer]

Barring any unexpected updates, the breakdown in the Wisconsin State Legislature will be as follows:

Senate:
Republican 22 - Democratic 11

Assembly:
Republican 64 - Democratic 35

This is in a year where the Democratic governor won by 3.5% and the Republican senator won by 1%.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

IMPORTANT REMINDER:
POLLS DO NOT DECIDE ELECTIONS.
VOTES DECIDE ELECTIONS.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@cglazener1 😥

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@i_write_good

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I see no reason we don't get a TÁR action figure. She holds a baton. She sits for a Q&A. She humiliates a hot cellist. By Tyco.

[𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝑷𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓 @IAmStevenPotter]

Looks like the shuttered Madison ballot drop boxes got a strongly-worded makeover

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@i_write_good @1stAdvantage Douro? More like DOH-ro.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@ErinAlbinHill Their little faces when they see you at pick up....something to look forward to ♥️

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

My 3 year old insists on drinking all liquids from a novelty shot glass.

[Beth Morgan @betmorg]

@ErinAlbinHill @garthbrooks @ATTStadium I just...I...