DarkHorseDiary

[Kiambu_Finest @Nganga_one]

Nafika nyumbani bibi ananiuliza Senate kumekuwaje,I was about to faint nikakumbuka mimi ndiye Sifuna.

[. @njorogehhh]

Masaa ni ya kuset alarm ya monday with a heavy heart

[VIKING♧ @Victorgk7_]

Tukiwa na president mlevi counterfeit alcohol hazikuwa mingi hivi.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Iyo Presidential debate next year Sifuna should repeat that "sitauwa watoto wenu..." line mpaka chess master akasirike😂😂

[Auntie RackAss🍭 @_musenya]

Unaweza kuwa umekaa na a fat person kwa mat alafu upitishwe stage ju ameshindwa kusimama utoke😔

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

There is no one coming to save you. You are who you have been looking for. Once you wake up you remember how powerful you are, you will never give your power away.

[Freakin @freakin_039]

Aura for Aura is what we Luhyas call mundu khu mundu

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[Henry @Henry404gd]

Back to being alone no messages, no calls, no favorite person just alone...

[Street _Rumour @Pro_fessor9]

Mungu nifanyie vile mamangu alikwambia kwa maombi🙏🙏

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

I will always Choose rejection over friendzone every time.

[Judy @JudyWagathigi]

Kama hujakunywa soda paste tuinue GPD.

[@Pink.God @Alisesierra]

People who know a little bit about everything are so fun to talk to

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @felix_odhiambo_]

"We shika ingine, hatuwezi kosa fare" They said 😂

[kiragu @kiraguxx]

mnadhani kila mtu hulipwa 30k p.m.

[VIKING♧ @Victorgk7_]

@rubison_ @EdwinNgany Hapo kwa settling his loans using your own money ndio kuna moshi

[VIKING♧ @Victorgk7_]

@Its_Roddie But settling loans za company using his OWN money na hata mingi kuliko what the "Boss" paid ndio kuna neno

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

It’s strange and beautiful to realise that you can be simultaneously proud of how far you have come and aware that you have barely scratched the surface of who you could become.

[my book is better than my tweets @MichellCClark]

Your relationship with yourself cannot be built entirely around improvement. At some point, you have to become someone you are allowed to enjoy being. You get to be proud of who you are. Present tense.