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[Low Bets @bets_low]

I am not a petty liker. If I liked your post that you posted 4 hours ago and it lost, it wasn’t intentional. I’m just a like hoe and was trying to support.

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@MitchHollywood @SleeperColts No Carson Wentz rain game MNF in SF?

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3 favorites to lose outright, I still got it

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Didn’t realize how much a well timed time out can change things

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@KowalsKorner Hopefully rams or I delete my tweet

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@boltbet7 There was nothing easy about this you are insane

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@TKuddi @MySportsUpdate The wildcard team will have 3 more wins than the divisional winner and still play on the road lol

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@Chase_Senior @PFTCommenter stay woke

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Football is actually a low IQ sport anyway and I don’t care who wins

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NFL CB has tough assignment of covering NFL WRs

[Matt Barrows @mattbarrows]

Tough Week 1 assignment for rookie Upton Stout. If he's not covering JSN, he's got Cooper Kupp.

[Low Bets @bets_low]

I love Nissan doing this commercial about the rogue withstanding 100mph winds and fire hose water when they know they should be testing it hitting the curb, cutting people off, flooring it for no reason and driving with two feet

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Marquette finishes the season a remarkable 0-4 vs Richard Pitino’s this season.

We also get 4 straight days of Richard Pitino’s this weekend @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

[Low Bets @bets_low]

O/u in South Dakota championship is 172.5? I’m obligated to take that over

@526overs

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Listening to the you fat fucks eat shake shack and guzzle drinks too close to the mic is the worst sponsor you’ve ever had @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter get your fat ass away from the mic after you take a bite, I don’t want ASMR I want shitty takes

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Ya man players getting shot and kids passing away is warranted because the 49ers got excited about the 1 seed. Deranged delusional scumbag fanbase never ceases to amaze. SeanTalksInsecurity

[Sean @SeanTalksEagles]

Yup didn’t forget this corny shit either. Everything that is happening to that franchise this year is warranted.

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Fuck this.

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Seahawks go from first in the division to last over the course of 3 weeks, just like god intended

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Spending my Saturday rooting for the 49ers, led by QB Purdie.

Looking forward to tomorrow, where I will spend my Sunday rooting for the 49ers, led by QB Purdy

[Low Bets @bets_low]

Carson Beck looks like he’d tell me I need a whole new HVAC when I just need some Freon

[Low Bets @bets_low]

@BarstoolBigCat Ask the computer if staying up this late makes getting up easier in the morning

[Low Bets @bets_low]

You could probably do the other three without the teasers and fade my pick for 2x the money

[𝕭𝖑𝖚𝖊𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖕_95 @Bluechip_95]

🚨 Week 2 7-pt Teaser! (Parlay the alt spreads for better odds)!

@pattyspicks24 Chargers +1.5
@DrewLockz Ravens -1.5
@bets_low Bucs +14.5
Me Patriots +10.5

1u (+240) to win 2.4u on DK

DK has a 25% parlay boost to get this to +301 👀

Record: 0-1, -1u