Betsy

fresh out of fucks forever

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Still wondering if they make hand Botox (obv asking for a friend) #inquiringminds

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Idk who needs to hear this but DO NOT buy that puzzle

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One thing about me is I’m doing everything in my power to not leave the couch

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If you catch me listening to Morgan Wallen then mind your fking business 🫣🤫

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A pint of matzo ball soup being $11 (without tax!) is enough of a reason to get out and vote in this election

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Idk who decided it was acceptable to charge $11 for a pint of matzo ball soup but I guess this is the year I’m gonna learn to make it

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Paper straws are not where @tacobell should be drawing the line

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Can you tell a coworker how absolutely stomach turning their entire being is or is that frowned upon? Asking for a friend

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“The way he looked at her is the way all girls want to be looked at.”

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PSA to any adult reading this: not one person wants to hear you slurp, chomp, or breathe for that matter. Cut 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 shit 👏🏽

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I will never financially recover from being a girl aunt

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A reaction I’ll never understand: being confused when someone starts treating you how you treat them

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Just put together a rolling rack so I can pretty much run the country now #MrsAmerica #voteforbet

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“Can you ride a bike?” - a question I’m most likely never going to find out the answer to at this point in my life

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I said “can we party later on???”He said “yesssss” #marriage

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Really showed my age at work when I asked if anyone knew what Blame it on the Pop was and not one person knew

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 #BrinityFC @mo0nandsaturn]

Does anyone else have an outfit they saw on TV when they were younger that they were obsessed with? For me it was this dress from the Disney channel movie My Date With The President’s Daughter. I BEGGED my mom to find it and buy it for me 😂

[Purple Base @purplbase]

2012 being an iconic and messy year for pop culture — a thread 🧵

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Haven’t been to gcbc in a minute so uak im feeling like a celebrity in here rn #IYKYK

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Basically just cracking myself up for the rest of my life (dreams come true) 😂😂