Tater Thot ✌

ain't no hollaback girl

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

"There's a reason it's called Cannabis, not Cantabis."

[re: emma @evemmore]

when all my friends hang out

[Mike Hoffmann @MikeHoffmann]

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their:

• Biggest Regrets
• Biggest Lessons
• Advice to their younger self

Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same…

Here are my top 8:

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

I’ll never forget when I had an old friend post a selfie on Snapchat and his room looked like absolute shit so I swiped up and was like “Mfr you need to clean your room it looks like you’re in jail” and the next snap said “Cus I am” and was a pic of his jail cell 💀💀💀

[the blueprint @BrianaJhanel]

When yo homegirl twerking in a mini skirt

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

“Sometimes the light you saw in your partner was never their light at all. It was yours reflecting off of them.”

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

COCAINE DOES NOT SOBER YOU UP!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ stop spreading misinformation that can kill someone !!!

[siyyan @sctterbraind]

every ep of their podcast is about how they had access to dr*gs, alcohol, and inappropriate sexual relationships as kids.. (lindsey recalls an experience that sounds like SA w/ a costar) and they’re laughing through all of that too.. all i see here is victims who were taught its not that serious tbh

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

Ok but why did I start crying as soon as Drake Bell sat down? 🥺 #QuietOnSet

[cytirosi @cytirosi]

Xanax taken longer than 2-4 weeks causes brain damage, job loss and suicide, study finds.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Meek Mill is NOT a real person

[A thread 🧵🪡]

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

If you watched this show as a kid, you
Probably have at least one diagnosed mental illness.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the fist bump at the end is crazy these mfs are pretending to be dumb to evade taxes

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

My man is in jail and still got me a valentines gift. Yall mfrs have no excuse.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i have never had a single unique experience in my lifetime

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

Female jail looks like so much fun. It’s like a hood version of Barbie land.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Your body knows what your mind can't.

Here's what you body knows if you practice listening:

[megan @chismosavirus]

ravers are so strong... how are yall seeing this while dehydrated while also on molly and/or psychedelics and surviving

[Tater Thot ✌ @bettafishmeth]

Yall ever meet someone so interesting, that you wanna do psychological experiments on them? Or am I a psychopath?