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Grabbing lemons. Trying to make lemonade.

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Less than two minutes in and Spain have already scored? If England get hammered today, will Tuchel finally get sacked? Probably not. But a man can dream.

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Have been surprised by how many pundits discuss Manchester City’s “confidence” in its innocence as if it’s sincere, and not the obviously cynical creation of a permission structure for fans to keep supporting them. They’re guilty. They know it. Stop helping them pretend otherwise

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Asking former players about this is pointless. Everyone knows the club is guilty. Former players and staff won’t badmouth them anyway, cause then they’ll have to answer even more questions.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Former Manchester City midfielder Rodri says he trusts the club when they say they have done nothing wrong, despite City being found guilty on almost all of the charges relating to breaches of the Premier League’s financial regulations.

📝 @dermotmcorrigan

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Wtf Stanportfc? 🤣🤣🤣

[★★ @twentyeightfcs]

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That was Timber’s twin brother Quentin taking Havertz out? Fuck’s sake.

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😑

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

A concern for Germany and Arsenal — Kai Havertz was withdrawn in the first half of his country's Nations League clash against the Netherlands after appearing to suffer an injury.

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Hiring a washed coach who should retire didn’t solve Real Madrid’s problems? Shocking, I say, absolutely shocking!

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

“A disaster.”

“Nothing has changed.”

Real Madrid slipped six points behind La Liga leaders Barcelona with defeat at Atletico Madrid on Sunday.

Jose Mourinho responded with an A4 printout. Real Madrid TV took complaints about referees further.

But around the club and players, fingers are pointing at a different cause: last season's problems have come back to the fore, already.

@MarioCortega, @GuillermoRai_, @dermotmcorrigan

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@Boodlepim @GoonerFanzine @chloekelly Great photo btw! Big fan of your work!

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@Boodlepim @GoonerFanzine @chloekelly I always assumed she was mimicking Marvel’s Black Panther. Is that incorrect?

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T-virus on the move wtf 😂

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@hannahafcc Do they own an orchard? What Londoner has 20 apples and 20 pears just sitting around their house?

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@hannahafcc A BUSHEL of apples cause he owns an orchard, and loves the pies so much he says you should open a bakery. “Funny you should say that,” you reply…

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@hannahafcc This is hilarious, and more material for the rom-com. You move to the French countryside, meet a handsome stranger shopping for butter, and bake him blondies as a thank you. He gives you berries. You bake him tarts. He gives you apples. You bake him mini pies. He gives you…

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@hannahafcc Twitter appears to have a partnership with the NFL this season. They very obnoxiously pinned the NFL topic timeline in my app without asking, I had to remove it myself. I assume they’re flooding everyone’s timelines with NFL content as well. Super lame stuff.

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@WSLAnalytics Very happy for her, I like her a lot and was sorry it didn’t work at Arsenal. Raises some questions about Slegers though, considering Arsenal’s continued difficulty scoring goals this season…

[Championcheddar @BettaThanChedda]

Victoria Pelova basically gets shunned by Renee Slegers. Goes to Spurs. Immediately does this. 😑

[WSL Analytics @WSLAnalytics]

Victoria Pelova was both creator and finisher in Tottenham’s 7–0 victory over Crystal Palace.
She created Holdt’s opener, scored twice herself and recorded a match-high 16 touches in the opposition box.
Two goals. One assist. Four chances created. Complete attacking control.
#VictoriaPelova #SpursWomen #BarclaysWSL #WSLAnalytics

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What the actual fuck.

[mathvaib. @mathvaib]

Victoria Pelova has more G/A than Arsenal so far this season 🙂

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Spurs scored SEVEN against a team that held us to a nil-nil draw?? Jfc.

[Sky Sports WSL @SkySportsWSL]

Spurs scored seven in the second half 🤯

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@hannahafcc Glad your bake turned out well. That would def have been too much bad news for one weekend. We can only handle so much!

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Arsenal women fourth in the table behind London City Lionesses. Fuck’s sake.