Better Banter

Not all those who Banter are lost.

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I fucking hate kids

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what do you do when your nose bleeds

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am I the only one that finds it ridiculous that one of the main directors of curb- a show created by Larry David and starring Larry David as a character named Larry David- is a man named Larry Charles

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@jackingmyhog No worries Stan!

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Don’t call this account inactive cause we still here muthafuckas

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@chunkhughes I love you

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Pilot on my flight introduced himself on the PA system and now I’m on his linkedin page should I add him

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@jackingmyhog New pw is your ssn

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should we tweet out the better banter password #weighin

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indie band names I thought of this month:

- tentative brunch
- bad lather
- cured Italian meats

#tunein next month for more

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Nothing like hearing the dulcet tones of Kai ryssdal explain the economy to me everyday at 6

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A yeast infection is known as the baker’s disease

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I regret ever having ambition

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Went back to the doctors this week for the first time since this tweet and literally nothing has changed except this horse has less hair 😞 #health

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Got some blood work done today and I’m happy to report that I’m as healthy as a horse with a family history of cholesterol!

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Update- I got Spotify premium this month

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Thinking about breaking down and finally getting spotify premium

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some people say think outside the box but I say pee outside the bowl

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@jackingmyhog Or the time I live tweeted 9/11

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

9 more years! 9 more years!

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@jackingmyhog But maybe my sick pandemic puns from sept 2020 #neverforget

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@jackingmyhog Too many gems to choose from!