digworthy marshall

old, Indiana University

[digworthy marshall @better_lang]

@tbhorka @TheB1GCommish You do not matter

[Alec Keezer @AlecKeezer]

Me: “There’s not a soul who could beat Fernando for Breakthrough Athlet… ah shit”

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

My Uber driver in Branson was a Kennedy-Goldwater-Nixon-Nixon-Ford-Reagan-Reagan-Bush-Dole-Bush-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter. He said that after Tuesday’s primary results in New York, there’s no way he’ll ever vote for a Democrat again.

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

“Loitering is not permitted in this area. Please proceed to a designated location. Thank you for your cooperation,” a surveillance machine tells a small cluster of National Guard troops as they patrol the fenced off Reflecting Pool in the rain.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

FINAL: White Sox 22, Royals 1

[Ant - Cork City Bears Fan @BearsCork]

Wow….belt to ass

[SouthSide Behavior @SSBehavior]

The South Side is buzzin

[Sox On 35th @SoxOn35th]

SO. MUCH. STROKIN.

#BTA
#SOXWIN

[Scott Merkin @scottmerkin]

22 runs for White Sox are most since 5/31/1970 at Boston. Ties for second most in franchise history.

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

This is incredible.

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

maybe my brain is rusty because I just got off work but didn't this guy quit his job because it was too hard

[Zoo With Roy @zoowithroy]

Yeah man I’m pretty surprised the guy who campaigned on “they’re eating dogs” is not operating strategically

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Mike Vasil on his 'banter' with Tarik Skubal.

"He's obviously one of the best pitchers in the game... he's probably like who is this dude?

At the same time, I'm thinking, you know, I'm the Wizard...I can't just back down." 🤣

[John Iadarola @johniadarola]

Do you ever wonder what you'll have to pretend to believe tomorrow? Next week? Next year?

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

A note to my friends who still back Trump:

I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it.

The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking.

Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways.

And the green water?

A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water.

Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper.

That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it.

The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own.

Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about.

Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought.

Prove them wrong.

[Rob Flaherty @Rob_Flaherty]

I’m at the child brain poisoning company, im at the gambling company. I’m at the combination child brain poisoning and gambling company