Derrek

bro strider fictive || profic || 22 bodily || yucky older brother || under 18/ageless accounts DNI

[Derrek @betterabscond]

need to know what the fuck was wrong with my mcdonalds sprite because never have i had stomach pain this bad before.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

alphacest where dave takes dirk to work with him.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

ok yeah dirkjake this dirkjake that but i need more davejake.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

sucking the life out of my vape like it isn't burning my throat and making me cough until i gag with each hit

[Derrek @betterabscond]

cumming on my little brother's stuffed animals so even the very things that are supposed to be most comforting for him are tainted by me.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

i watched the fnaf movie this weekend and just woke up from a wetdream about freddy fazbear. i'm rethinking a Lot as of late.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

dirkdave but theyre just tender and loving and care about each other and can barely handle holding each other's hands (im feeling nice today).

[Derrek @betterabscond]

the JOI i was watching played that bass slut s3rl song out of nowhere and i just. had to turn my phone off for a while after that.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

it took me way too long to remember which leash was for my dog and which one Wasn't.

[kruno ⚰️🕊 @krunoheir]

umm bad edited but who cares #homestuck #brostrider

[Derrek @betterabscond]

dadson isnt dadson if kiddo or buddy arent used. shrugs.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

since they're working on hs^2, they should have dave and dirk fuck nasty as one of the main plot points.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

family bonding (grinding my clit against my little bro's)

[Derrek @betterabscond]

need a little brother to sit on my lap so bad.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

dadson but the dad makes his son his personal boywife. but it's alphacest.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

there's a certain gene in the strider family that just makes them rapable tbh.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

need to be in the midst of a firing squad ngl.

[Derrek @betterabscond]

pussy so good it makes me go ^_^

[Derrek @betterabscond]

need to put cigarettes out on dave and dirk.