foggy nelson

the resident sane person at nelson and murdock| awkwardly pining over @hellsdumpster| parody/rp account

[foggy nelson @betteravocado]

matt sees the world as my mixtape

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@OfPersistence_ "Honestly, there was more cough syrup in my body than in your average pharmacy that day, so I really don't remember."

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@OfPersistence_ "Considering the amount of comments, I don't think good covers what I must've been."

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@HellRaisinDevil @OfPersistence_ "Wasn't my quote, it was my cousin. I'm still surprised I won that case."

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@OfPersistence_ @HellRaisinDevil "Pretty sure they took that verbatim from my cousin's juvie case."

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"okay, let's go help innocent people!"
matt: [almost kills a guy]
"fucking- you know that's not what i meant."

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@HellRaisinDevil @OfPersistence_ "If I drink enough tonight I won't be able to see anything, so that'll be nice."

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matt won't concede to getting a seeing eye dog but what about an office lizard????

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@rebel_magpie //dude, congrats!

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@HellRaisinDevil @OfPersistence_ "To be fair, that's not hard. I am not an observant man."

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@OfPersistence_ @HellRaisinDevil "Don't think Matt can technically /watch/ anything."

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@FoghornNelson Do you know how many broken bones I've had to reset?

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@HellRaisinDevil @OfPersistence_ "Oh, trust me, I'm already plotting vengeance. Jerks."

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@OfPersistence_ @HellRaisinDevil Foggy grumbled again before downing another shot.

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@MattmMurdockDD "It was a blind joke, but what are you on to?"

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@MattmMurdockDD "No, cuz- get it? Looking?"

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@MattmMurdockDD "I don't think looking at things will do you a lot of good."

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@MattmMurdockDD "Been looking into that. Right now I've found about jack shit. This guy's been careful to stay off the grid."

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@MattmMurdockDD "Sore's not the worst you could be from that, I guess."

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@MattmMurdockDD "Trying my damnedest to stay awake. Failing. You?"

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@MattmMurdockDD "Hey, Murdork."