Sol Marburg

Don't let my appearance fool you, I'm actually 65. Ask me about my tempurpedic. | Drake University '20 | OMA ➡️ CHI |Tweeting & Deleting 2013-2024, now on 🦋

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

Manning the lifeboats in preparation to abandon the sinking artist-formerly-known-as-Twitter ship. Here’s my new profile; I can’t promise I’ll be posting over there, but I can promise I won’t be posting over here.

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Nah I do both. Aggies are 7-0 btw

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

Manning the lifeboats in preparation to abandon the sinking artist-formerly-known-as-Twitter ship. Here’s my new profile; I can’t promise I’ll be posting over there, but I can promise I won’t be posting over here.

[kea ★ DFH @twopecple]

this how yall sound

[Chris Clarke @chrisclarkefly]

I’ve watched this 20 times

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

Someone on Nantucket bought a cybertruck and the local newspaper has been following them around making fun of them

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

I pay what I owe.

Tomorrow I will wire transfer to the IRS

$288,000,000.00

This country has done so much for me, I’m proud to pay my taxes every single year.

Tag a former president that you know doesn’t

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jeff Driskel is a Starting NFL QB today

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

@Aaronsingapore What’s the other one thinking about?

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

@Aaronsingapore If any of my straight friends ever ask me to explain gay Twitter, I’m showing them a screenshot of this tweet

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

Right because what I really need when I’m sitting in my apartment hacking up a lung is for some disembodied robot voice to pipe up with “Have you thought about maybe taking a sip of water you dumb fuck?”

[St. Paul Pork Product @DGR3XL]

When Shania Twain says “Let’s Go, Girls” and I’m two rooms away

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

@Nora_JSR Big Chicks!

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

@dsgolson Which ever one is furthest away from me at any given moment

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

Petition to rename the festival to “Drowning Man”.

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

It’s a one-man operation

[Sol Marburg @bettercallSol]

There’s a client I work with who always references “Better Call Saul” when introducing me to folks, but NEVER remembers the name of the show right

“Hey Dave, I’d like you to meet Sol. You know, like the TV show…”

•“Go Call Saul”
•“Better Talk to Saul”
•”Give Saul a Call”

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Ok which one of you did this

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

So we’re clear:

The Supreme Court ended affirmative action yesterday by saying you CAN’T discriminate by helping a minority group, then turned around today and said you CAN discriminate by hurting them.