BetterHomesCandels

welcome you heathens, inhale the scent of my candels through your anus

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

I am a shit person with a shit mouth

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i acted. like i needed to go to the bathroom. but actually. i just wanted to feel the raindrops. on my noggin

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

bop bop bop, bop to the bop bop bop, bop to the boP bop bOP, bop to the tOP BOP BOp Bop, BOP TO THE TOP BOP BOP BOP, BOP TO THE TOP BOP BO

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

Woah..... I just realiZED something........ woooah, just woah. Woah. Wow

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

The world better end soon before I eat the #meteor

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

You a BITCH

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

FUCK! FUCK! Fuck fuck FUCK fuck! FuCCCCcKkFUCK

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

Babbbbbb"bbbbbbbbbbbbbby

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

Munch munch EXPERIENCE IT

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

WAAAAAAAAAAA

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i for one. am more than ready. for the night snoozle. but first. a recap. of my day.. gary. (the squirrel. i named. gary) hurled an acorn. that i dodged narrowly. but dodged. nonetheless. then. i checked on the skittle. under the fridge. as. you may have guessed. it hasn’t moved

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

BUNGALOW BABIES BORN BE BACK BY BE BACK BEFORE BUT BECAUSE BE BACK

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

When i find crumbs in my bed I don't think "ew," all i can think about is "surprise snack!!"

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

This aint the time man,,, clock is tickin and the time is wrong fix it

[spange bot @spangebot]

ᶦ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉˢ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶰᵍᵉ

[bran @branflakeassMAN]

Nice😏

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

@tupacdurex HeY there buy my candel

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

I have a feeling that some bitches are about to FUCK ME UP

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

@stopwritingonme good man welcome

[BetterHomesCandels @bettermadebitch]

False alarm!! It was only dust!