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Little League District 35 Tournament of Champions winner, 2000

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

This is very good

[tonk, hold the honky @DstanfordHenry]

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH

[rp @BetterOffPed]

“We will adopt your baby”

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Roomba whenever I walk into a room

[rp @BetterOffPed]

@ebak92 https://t.co/wfLtDXk5AZ but fr can’t believe youd dar take on fruit Twitter; they are ab to come for you.

[sam (dependent thinker) @CobrastanGuy]

too many of you have strayed from these core tenants

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Size ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Lighting ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Wow factor ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Perseus approved 👍🏼at Old Bank of England

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Me, age 8, getting ready to make my mom the best construction paper snowflake she’s ever seen.

[rp @BetterOffPed]

This is obviously a rectangular

Give me a hard one next time 🙄

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Me pondering my next move in a Goosebumps You Choose The Scare I got at the book fair

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Me approx 4 mins after I finish my Taco Bell order

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Had to Louvre it to em

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

Ppl who reposted “i do not give facebook permission to take my account” in 2015 talking bout they doing research on the vaccine

[Forrestfire @forrrestfire]

Is there anything more dehumanizing than chasing after a napkin that blew off your table

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Only one (1) of my cousin’s friends got vaccinated. Can you tell which one?? 😤😤😤

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Update: just ended up googling how to say “sorry, I don’t speak French”, “can I have a coffee please”, “where is the closest karaoke bar?”, and “did Napoleon eat here when he was alive?”

Think that covers most of my bases.

[rp @BetterOffPed]

Today’s experiment: how much French can I learn on Duolingo during my 2.5 hour train to Paris. Fluency or bust.

[rp @BetterOffPed]

She-wolf energy